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I’m The Grouchy Small-Town Detective Who’s Going To Solve These Stupid Murders

You don’t deserve to see me wear eyeliner.

God, I hate all of you. Especially when you wake me up to solve your stupid murders.

You’re going to need to knock louder than that to break through this carb-induced couch coma. I’m not even wasting eyeliner on you. You don’t deserve



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Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is