Satire

I’m Tommy Lee From Hulu’s Pam & Tommy, And My Talking Penis Is Freaking Me Out

He’s driving me crazy.

WhatTheZem
Published in
3 min readMay 23, 2022

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Photo by Deon Black on Unsplash

Thanks for seeing me on such a short notice, doc. I guess I’ll start from the beginning. Just like every guy, I talked to my penis all the time. It was usually just bullshit guy talk, about what kick-ass slasher flick I just saw or who I was trying to bang…

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