Imagine We Went To An Exclusive Beach Resort Together

Just me and you, baby. Wouldn’t that be nice?

This is a censored version of the story. If you want to see the uncensored version, just shoot me an email at xtinesteven@gmail.com

I have really never enjoyed going to a dumb all-inclusive resort with a boyfriend. We always end up having fights and breaking up before the dumb trip is over.

That’s why I started this practice — going on vacation as the “ice breaker.” So I went on vacation with this really hot guy. I’m going to try to recreate it for you, reader, using the shots on my phone and my memory. I hope you enjoy it. (And like always, remember if you want to see the actual shots on my phone without the blurred out parts you can email me at xtinesteven@gmail.com.)

DAY ONE

I know you were nervous about it, Douglas, our trip to Costa Rica. Yes, it’s my favorite place to go. It’s so chill. You’re going to love it.

I’ve got four new bikinis I just can’t wait to take off for you! I’m so excited for our trip together, aren’t you?

But let’s not rush it! First let’s enjoy the drive to the airport, and no we’re not going to the dumbass LAX. They’re flying us there on a private jet. It goes out of Van Nuys. It’s sweet. In a couple hours we’ll be down in Costa Rica in this swank five-star hotel.