Guard stands at breeched border wall while immigrants flee into country.
Guard stands at breeched border wall while immigrants flee into country.
Immigrants escape through Drumpf’s impenetrable wall after cutting through it with a Walmart can opener. (Liza)

Impenetrable Wall Penetrated

Drumpf cries “Democratic sabotgae”

Phillip T Stephens
Nov 3 · 5 min read

As if impeachment wasn’t enough, Drumpf suffered added embarrassment when the public learned his impenetrable border wall could be sliced through with a butter knife.

Reports from Homeland security confirm that immigrants can breech the wall with circular saws, chain saws, straight saws, wire clippers, can openers, and plastic…

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