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In A Minute, I’m Going To Tell You The Title Of This Piece

…but first, let’s fire-up your metabolism

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Do you want something you don’t have? In a few minutes, I’m going to show you the one thing you need to get in order to have the thing you want.

Do you want to have a better body? I get it. I used to be like you: overweight, out of shape, difficult to look at. Now I’m a ripped, attractive man in…



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Christopher Shelley

Wedding Celebrant | Speaker | Emcee — Humor in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case. Weddings: