Be a Cockroach and Survive

Use these insect skills to live through a zombie apocalypse, a pandemic, and other tough situations

Naomi Bergner
The Haven

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Photo by Kristopher Roller on Unsplash

According to movies, zombies were the threat we’d have to vanquish when the apocalypse happened. Plenty of folks half-jokingly put together a Zombie Apocalypse kit containing canned meat and waterproof matches or bought a pre-packed kit on Amazon (yes, this is a real thing) to stash in their car. Others not-at-all-jokingly purchased semi-automatic weapons and stocked up on ammo. But 2020 surprised us all.

Turns out a virus that looks like a spiky red ball was the horror to contend with and instead of turning into brain-munching monsters, humans became TP-hoarding wackos. Who could have guessed?

Several highly intelligent and educated people did, actually, predict this. If we had only listened, we would have been buying hand sanitizer instead of bullets and investing in Zoom stock instead of Spam.

Folks dealt with the pandemic in different ways. Some used the time they normally spent on outside entertainment to go inward and learned to meditate, caught up on reading, cooked more meals at home, and dusted off their knitting, woodworking, or other projects.

Others got busier than ever with work at their essential and front-line jobs…

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Naomi Bergner
The Haven

Successful entrepreneur, CrazyBusyGirl, LMT, health coach, laughs & cusses a lot, has fun, gets shit done. So can you! I’ll show you how. https://bit.ly/3uHCEoV