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Inspirational Quotes From Your Well-Off Friends

You have to trust in fate says the friend with a trust fund

Kyrie Gray
Apr 19, 2019 · 1 min read

“Laughter is the best medicine”- The friend with health insurance.

“Mo’ money, mo’ problems.”- The friend with a yacht.

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”-The friend who just had her eyelashes surgically attached.

“Follow your dreams!” -The friend with a trust fund.

“Whatever happens was meant to be.” -The friend who was born (and stayed married) into privilege.

“Everyone should have a side-hustle”-The friend who has only ever worked one job.

“You just have to ask for a raise! Otherwise you’ll never get one.”-The friend who works at her father’s company.

“You should only eat organic, your body is a temple!”-The friend who lives near several high-end grocery stores.

“There is nothing more amazing than being a mother” -The friend with a live-in Au Pair.


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