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Interview with The Wolf in ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’
“He kept blaming me so I thought f**k that, I might as well kill everyone.”
I am sure you have probably heard the fable of the boy who cried wolf.
If not here is a rough idea:
Some cocky young lad is looking after some sheep and thinks it would be hilarious banter to keep pretending a wolf is prowling. He would scream at the top of his lungs “Wolf” “Wolf” to alert nearby shepherds.
Everytime these mugs would come down in a mad panic and the boy would laugh and go wohayyy wankas! No wolf here you idiots.
That was until one fateful day, a wolf actually did come and the boys cries were ignored. The wolf left a path of destruction.
That’s the boy's account, anyway.
In a candid interview, I got to sit down with the antagonist of this tale Mr. Wolf, and hear his side of the story. The camera-shy hound revealed it all in a rare interview. Here’s his side of the story.
Interviewer: Thank you for being here today, Mr. Wolf.
Mr. Wolf: Absolute pleasure to be here. I’m a big fan of the show.
Interviewer: Really?
