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The Hitler dilemma

Is Assassination Right For You?

To assassinate or not to, that is the question

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This is about being an assassin not an assassinee, but it’s all meant to be taken in good April Fool’s Day fuckin’ fun.

As a child, I grew-up imagining myself as a possible savior of the world, or at least of the 50 million lives lost in WW2 thanks to…




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Author of Printz Honor winner Stuck In Neutral

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