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Is Your Child The Antichrist or Just Eating Too Much Sugar?

It’s ok to be the Antichrist, but it’s not an excuse to misbehave.

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Is your child having trouble focusing at school? Acting out at home? Terrorizing all the nations to bend the knee before him?

The cause could be something as simple as an unhealthy diet or too much screen time, or something more…




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Patrick Metzger

Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. *See “Lists” for stories by genre.*

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