Isn’t It Suspicious If You Call Hillary “The Hamburglar” It Sounds Like She’s “The Hamburglar?”
I’m no conspiracy theorist. I call ’em like I see ’em, and I usually see those no-good kids next door blasting their “rap” and “asking me to restrain my dogs.” Pssh. But I tell ya, this Hillary Clinton controversy, you know, how she exists and all, doesn’t seem to be going away. And it’s it a little bit suspicious that if you scream that Hillary is “The Hamburglar,” it sounds like she is being called the Hamburglar?
Now I’m not saying she’s guilty of treason. Could be, who knows, 50/50 chance she betrayed her country for monetary gain. But I do know is that when I say the phrase “Hillary Clinton is a satanic creation with the legal name of The Hamburglar,” it sounds a lot like she’s The Hamburglar. You follow me, right?
I’m no pundit. I’m no talking head. I’m a former plumber and now I’m real into newsletters. But every day I go into Wawa and I scream “Hillary is Hamburglar, Hamburglar is Hillary,” and you can’t deny it sounds like she is The Hamburglar. This isn’t opinion, this isn’t fake news, this is fact news. Hashtag. End hashtag.
I’m not asking you to believe me about this or about the Sandy Hook kids thing I posted about last week. I’m just asking you to open your eyes, and your ears, and your mouths, and scream in your local convenience store, “The Hamburglar is the Hillary!” That’s all.
