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It’s Whackadoodle Over There— This is the Most American Shit Ever

The United States is like my youngest child, there’s lots of love — but sometimes he makes me say WTF?

Photo by frank mckenna on Unsplash

I know!

We let self-serving, money-grabbing, buffoons run the United Kingdom — then I read what Americans did, and our moronic bunch don’t seem so bad.




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Malky McEwan

Malky McEwan

Curious Mind. 9x Top Writer. Interested in life and how to live it well. Learning with humour.

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