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I’ve Been a Coward This Whole Movie, So It’s Time to Stupidly Do Something Brave and Die

Redemption, shmedemption.

[First appeared in Points in Case — August 2020]

During the first 97 minutes of the latest Syfy mutant monster movie — Ferretcuda — you’ve laughed at me as I’ve (mostly metaphorically) soiled my pants every time the wind blew.




A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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Mike Range

Mike Range

Laughter is the best mandolin. Writing in Slackjaw, The Haven, Points In Case, The Junction, turnpike rest stop stalls. Twitter @MovieLeagueMike

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