Jeremy, Please Wear a Helmet

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Jean Campbell
The Haven
Published in
6 min readMay 21, 2024

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This is the story of “Jeremy” who I met online while I was trying to sell an unsellable motorcycle.

That’s not his real name and it was, in truth, a scooter.

I took photos of its rusty bits and fessed up: it had a lyin’ cheatin’ speedometer.

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Jean Campbell
The Haven

Writer by day, reader by night, napper by afternoon.