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Jokes About The News, Vol. 2

Wherein I riff on some of the week’s wackiest headlines, again.

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Long time fans of my column may have noticed my penchant for poking fun at current events across both the political and pop culture field.

What you may not know is that I’ve always wanted to do a ‘Weekend Update’ style of monologue comedy about the news, so here are some silly headlines that I would have simply tweeted about…



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Retired baby, alive from natural causes, secretly 3 comedic influences in a trench coat