Jury Finds LaPierre and NRA Diverted Millions in NRA Donations to Personal Use

One thing’s for sure, it’d take a ‘well-armed militia’ to guard all the loot he embezzled.

Johnny Robish
The Haven

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A New York jury found that Wayne LaPierre, who led the NRA for three decades, squandered millions on exotic vacations, private jets, and expensive clothes. The jury said he was liable for $5.4 million in damages. Jurors also determined that the NRA failed to include or misrepresented information in tax filings and broke New York law by not adopting a whistleblower policy.

Wow, what a shame something like this can happen to a guy like Wayne LaPierre. A guy who has given so much…in brides — to Republican politicians. Now, LaPierre explained in court that he needed to use private jets for safety reasons and the 108-foot yacht as a “security retreat.” Gee, and here all the time, we thought all those folks needed for security was just a “good guy with a gun.” Who knew? Oh, well, I guess its like the old saying goes, “From your “cold dead hands — into my wallet.”

You see, with all that money coming in, LaPierre thought he’d pull a “Trump,” but then folks got wise — and instead, it turned out what he actually did was take a “dump.” Now, in his defense, one does have to admit that who could have possibly even guessed that…

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Johnny Robish
The Haven

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