Kamala’s Running Mate REVEALED
Kamala Harris, the newly crowned queen of the Democratic Party, has a tough decision to make.
She needs to settle on who her running mate will be.
Well, it looks like she’s decided, but before the big reveal, let’s review a few of the hot young go-getters under consideration and why they didn’t get the nod.
Pete Buttigieg
Mayor Pete, as the downtown boys like to call him, is being considered as Kamala’s VP, but I think that’s a mistake.
First, he looks like one of the Gelflings from “The Dark Crystal” had a baby with Sharon from the Pensacola DMV Express. I don’t like his face, and I never will.
Not to mention his robotic way of speaking, the complete lack of authentic human emotion, and you can’t trust someone who takes an extended paternity leave and can’t breastfeed.
I don’t put it past Mayor Pete to have breast augmentation and then take a cocktail of drugs that would allow his body to produce breast milk to justify his extended absences, but that’s not the guy you want at the right hand…
