Karma is a Bitch!

Ryan
The Haven
Published in
3 min readJan 26, 2022
Photo by Inna Podolska on Unsplash

Jack had been living in this house since he was a kid. He didn’t know where his parents were. They left when he was a kid. He lived there alone. Jack was a shredded guy but he had one awful habit. The habit of jerking off regularly. He never missed a streak doing that. He was so consistent that even the lord of lust would get embarrassed in front of him. You know what I mean. One day jack went out fishing. He was searching for a pond. Soon, he found a big pond in which water was as clean as Margot Robbie’s teeth.

He sat at the edge of the pond and flung his hook down the water. He kept waiting for any fish to get stuck in his hook. But hours passed, he got no fish. Sitting silently, he wished for a virgin girl to appear in front of him. But that didn’t happen to him either. Contemplating his misfortune, he stood to leave. Suddenly, he saw a woman in a white dress coming towards him. Upon seeing her, he started salivating like a stray dog who has not gobbled a morse of food for fucking long days. The woman came up to him and asked “ Do you know where does Cyliphs live? He was startled first, he had never heard a name like that before in his life. Before he could answer anything, the woman said, “leave it. it seems you have no idea.” Then she went away.

He tried to not let her go but didn’t know how to. So, he did nothing like a fucking loser he was. But, he didn’t forget to keep a dead-eye stare at the jiggling butt-cheeks of that woman as she was going. I know what are you thinking right now. Where is this story going? I also don’t know. But one thing I am sure of is that it is gonna be a fun ride.

When the woman went further away, jack lost all his hope and gave up the idea of pursuing her finally. He couldn’t even do the fishing now since that strange woman had left a deep sense of tingling down his loins. He was hardly able to keep it stable in a place. It was swinging like a clock pendulum back and fro. If any Newtonian scientist was happened to be there by any chance, he would have invented all the mathematical formulas for the pendulum machine right there. Jack had to do something with that sensation. he was down horrendous like a storm that would sweep all the poor people’s homes away by its mammoth destructive nature.

He zipped down his pants and started stroking his willy right in the front of the pond, his willy hole facing the pond right there. He was jerking off with so high vehemence, that his whole body was quivering and in sync with the brute motion of his willy. After a minute or two he sprayed his abundant thick white seeds into the pond. Soon that area of the pond got white so dazzling white like Sara Ali khan’s big teeth. A fish soon jumped out of that area of the pond to the ground. Jack got so happy that finally, he got the fish. He went ahead to grab the fish, but the fish spat right on his face as he tried to touch it. It was quite an unusual scene, a fish spat on a man!

Are fish really capable of doing that?

I don’t know, neither did Jack.

Wiping the thick spit with one hand, jack was infuriated. He swore that he was gonna kill that fish no matter what. He latched onto that fish, but the fish scooted to a meter distance swiftly before jack could notice. What a dope-ass fish it was. Jack was not going to give up so easily, so he lapped onto that fish and this time fell on the seed mixed pond and swallowed his own seed.

The moral of this story is if you spill over your valuable seeds into a pond, you will swallow it yourself. Karma is a bitch.

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Ryan
The Haven

I love writing about edgy topics and humor