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GOD KNOWS IF THIS IS FUNNY AND EVEN GOD ISN’T SURE

Kegels & Bagels

Two reasons why I squeeze my butt cheeks whilst walking

Drawing of gluteus maximus aurelius by moi

There isn’t much that I’m good at. Two failed marriages, kids that may or may not make it in this life because I was a co-dependent parent (just kidding, and if you’re reading this, kids… you’ll do great), and pet accumulation beyond…

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