LA28: 3 New Sports You Can’t Miss
Why the Los Angeles Summer Olympics will break all records
Los Angeles is a remarkable city that I’m still trying to figure out.
I recently celebrated three years of living here.
And, I went to dinner with strangers.
Because you know what they say: It takes three years to find friends in LA.
When I moved here, if I’m honest, I did have a lot of friends waiting for me.
So, so, so many. It was embarrassing to think how many.
But it’s hard to have a healthy relationship with roaches. So I set boundaries.
One of my favorite LA memories is when I got invited to a plastic surgery party. I’m still trying to figure out if that was a compliment or an insult.
But after the magical Paris Summer Olympics, I’m excited for LA28!
I really hope I make it until then so I can rent out my apartment for $5,000 per night. Don’t worry, this apartment doesn’t have roaches!
When the Los Angeles Summer Olympics happen in 2028, Martha Stewart will be 87 and Snopp Dogg will be 57. I hope they will continue where they left off in Paris. It’s quite possibly greatest platonic love story never told. I hope there’s a movie…
