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Labor Shortage Solved! Retirees Face Conscription by Arby’s

Hope you enjoyed your retirement. Now, back to work!

“Would you like a hot apple or cherry pie with that?” Photo by Roland Kay-Smith on Unsplash

In a stunning move, the Biden administration today unveiled a plan to end labor shortages, which have plagued restaurants, retail operations, and the trades over the past year.




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Tina L. Smith

Tina L. Smith

Writer, humorist, animal lover, lifelong language geek (er, I proofread for fun). I write on diverse topics that catch my fancy. Everything but haiku(tm). [she]

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