Lauren Boebert’s 18-Year-Old Son Arrested on Multiple Felony Charges

You can’t blame this on her. When he was getting into trouble, she was distracted while watching a production of Beetlejuice.

Johnny Robish
The Haven

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Congresswoman Lauren Boebert’s 18-year-old son Tyler, along with his underage cohorts, have been arrested in Rifle, Colorado. Tyler has been charged with 22 criminal counts, including five felonies, following a crime spree that included stealing $75 cash from a woman with a brain tumor, which she said was the only money she had “left to her name,” as well as stealing credit and debit cards from cars parked at various locations around Rifle. Ironically, he committed these crimes while wearing a “Shooters Grill” hoodie from his mother’s old restaurant. In addition, he also is alleged to have made a sex tape with a female minor and at least one other male who is/was also a minor.

Gee, who could’ve seen that coming when you have a mother who’s a high school dropout, a grifter, a Christian Nationalist-turned-congresswoman with multiple arrests herself — who married a guy who was convicted of exposing himself to her and her underage friends at a bowling alley? A good Christian family that sends out Christmas cards each year featuring her and her now ex-husband, along with their four children, all armed…

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Johnny Robish
The Haven

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.