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LeBron James Hints He’ll Send His Teammates To China If They Don’t Improve
All Hail LeMao James
MICHAEL JEFFREY JORDAN WOULD NEVER! Yes, Jordan would never threaten to trade his teammates away. If he saw them underperforming, he’d punch them senselessly.
LeBron James, on the other hand, would speak softly but carry a big stick. The general manager that slithers in the shadows issued another passive aggressive tweet in response to the Los Angeles Laker’s abysmal 2021–2022 season.
“We did bad, but we will come back stronger than ever next year! We’ll train with China if we must!”
We were confused why the greatest small forward of all time would want to practice his game in China. Although we would love to see the king average 50 points, 20 assists, and 15 rebounds a game in China. We reached out to general manager, Rob Pelinka for a comment. The Rob Lowe doppelgänger stated, “It’s obvious, isn’t it? LeBron James is threatening to send the underachievers to China if they don’t get better.”
We were shocked that Pelinka would throw his superstar under the bus. Pelinka smirked.
“Please. Everyone knows LeBron has been in full control of this roster. We had…
