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Leonardo DiCaprio Won’t Date Anyone Born In The 20th Century As Of Next Year

All 25 year-olds will be Y2K babies in 2025.

Dan Dore
The Haven

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Time slows down for no one. This holds true for the dating pool of Leonardo DiCaprio too. Internet sleuths, and jealous people, have noticed Leo exclusively dates women only 25 and younger.

With 2025 now months away, any woman 25 and under will be born in the 21st century. Just as in the days of seeing the last survivors of the Civil War soldiers, so will be the women over 25, who will be born in a different century than this one.

Gen Z and Gen A have been calling the yester-years ‘the 1900s’. Even calling the 1990s ‘the late 1900s’ has more of a sting to it. It doesn’t feel that long ago. But tell that to Leonardo DiCaprio. He’s rolling with Gen Z from here on out.

The only way to stay young, is to be young. And if you can, if you’re in Hollywood, nearing 50, date young. Women Leo’s age, in some towns in America, are becoming Grandmas. Do you expect Leo to date a Grandma? I didn’t think so.

We all want to stop time. We all want to stay youthful. We all want to be invigorated by the optimism of people younger than us. Leonardo DiCaprio is riding that wave, and now woven into the younger generation of women.

DiCaprio’s current girlfriend, Vittoria Ceretti, is actually 26. She’s an outlier. Her days are numbered. Her shelf-life is about to expire. When Leo puts her out to pasture, he’ll jump back into the 25 and under pool. Unless this is the one?

When Leo does part ways with her, as a society, we realize she’ll be the last of her time. It’ll be like the last helicopter leaving during the fall of Saigon. Leo will start dating women 25 and under again, who will all be born in the 2000s.

Ceretti will be a historical figure that she doesn’t even realize herself. She will be the last woman Leo will date from the 20th Century.

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Dan Dore
The Haven

Studied/Performed at: The Second City, iO Chicago, The Annoyance, The Pack (LA), ComedySportz. Masters in Creativity (SUNY Buffalo State). Bachelors in Comm.