Let Cooler Heads Roll…

Suggestions for the Trump administration’s new High Energy and Very Presidential Motto

Joe Váradi
Jul 27, 2017 · 2 min read
photo courtesy of skeeze@pixabay, photoshopped

Ask what you can do for your President

2. (after FDR)

The only thing we have to fear is — CNN

3. (after Woodrow Wilson)

If you want to make enemies, try to Tweet something

4. (after Thomas Jefferson)

In matters of style, stand like a rock; in matters of principle, swim with the current

5. (after Teddy Roosevelt)

Speak loudly, and carry a stick that makes your hands look bigger

6. (after George Herbert Walker Bush)

Think about every problem, every challenge, we face. The solution to each starts with Covfefe — a thousand points of Covfefe!

7. (after Bill Clinton)

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by … putting my name on big shiny objects

8. (after Thomas Jefferson, alternative)

The tree of liberty must be refreshed … never mind, gardening is for pu$$ies

9. (after John Adams)

There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide — but sometimes you gotta speed things along

10. (after Abe Lincoln)

A house divided against itself … oh heck, welcome to my life

11. (after Harry Truman, and channeling Obama’s Audacity of Hope)

The schmuck stops here

12. (after an anonymous West Wing leak)

Let Cooler Heads Roll…


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