Let Cooler Heads Roll…
Suggestions for the Trump administration’s new High Energy and Very Presidential Motto

- (after JFK)
Ask what you can do for your President
2. (after FDR)
The only thing we have to fear is — CNN
3. (after Woodrow Wilson)
If you want to make enemies, try to Tweet something
4. (after Thomas Jefferson)
In matters of style, stand like a rock; in matters of principle, swim with the current
5. (after Teddy Roosevelt)
Speak loudly, and carry a stick that makes your hands look bigger
6. (after George Herbert Walker Bush)
Think about every problem, every challenge, we face. The solution to each starts with Covfefe — a thousand points of Covfefe!
7. (after Bill Clinton)
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by … putting my name on big shiny objects
8. (after Thomas Jefferson, alternative)
The tree of liberty must be refreshed … never mind, gardening is for pu$$ies
9. (after John Adams)
There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide — but sometimes you gotta speed things along
10. (after Abe Lincoln)
A house divided against itself … oh heck, welcome to my life
11. (after Harry Truman, and channeling Obama’s Audacity of Hope)
The schmuck stops here
12. (after an anonymous West Wing leak)
Let Cooler Heads Roll…
Thanks for your attention!

