Let Sleeping Beagles Lie

Brenda Kearns
Jan 24, 2020 · 2 min read
Photo by Marcus Wallis on Unsplash

I watched a very violent movie last week. At least eleventy-zillion people were killed. Most of them were shot by the “hero” — a man who had clearly spent more time at the gun range than in anger management classes.

What did I learn from this movie? I learned that I want a beagle puppy. I really, really want a beagle puppy. The movie’s hero had one (at least briefly, until someone killed the thing and kick-started the…