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Listen to Me, Wanker! I’m Your Cat, I Know You, and You’re No Ted Lasso.

It’s high time for a reality check.

Hello, Wanker! by Pixabay

Hello Wanker,

Yep, that’s your new name; Food Bringer just didn’t cut it anymore. I’ve had enough of being polite; you don’t deserve me at my best and barely merit my worst. Yep, these are my claws on your tummy. I’ve been waiting 3 months for this.

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