Literally the Most 2024 Headlines Ever
ChatGPT Replaces Celebrity Ghostwriter, Book Sells 2M Copies in First Week
OnlyFans Star Hospitalized After Overdosing at Malibu Rehab, Family Launches GoFundMe
ChatGPT Replaces Celebrity Ghostwriter, Book Sells 2M Copies in First Week
Woman’s Support Squirrel Triggered by Friend’s Support Raccoon, All Four Hospitalized for Anxiety
90 Day Fiancé Stars Break Up, Make Up, and Break Up Again in Latest Episode: Both Say, “The relationship was toxic, and I’m putting myself first”
Newest Brides on Married at First Sight Include an Author/Entrepreneur, a Model, an Influencer, a Model/Influencer/Aspiring Actress, a TikTok Content Creator, and a YouTube Vlogger Who Moonlights as a Tiny-Horse Breeder/Micro-Organic Farmer
Couple Splits After Resolving to Give Each Other Grace: Husband Adds, “I’ve been digging deep, self-reflecting, and growing as a person — I can’t be in a relationship with someone who hasn’t done that work”
“Blessed” Woman Loses 100 Pounds and All of Her Friends After Ozempic and Extensive Plastic Surgery: “I finally know my worth and I need to feel heard”
Reactive 21-Year-Old Quiet-Quits So Successfully That She Forgets to Report to Work, Ends Up Fired; Now Suing for Wrongful Termination While Recommitting to the Practice of Self-Care
Watch Out Barbenheimer: The Directors of Spider-Man 16 and The Fast and the Furious 24: Skid Row Team Up for 8-Hour Mashup They’re Calling Furious Spider
“It’s Been Gaslighting at Its Finest,” Man Says After Scientifically Confirming That Sometimes, Good Vibes Aren’t Enough; “We all need to sit in that”
Woman Receives 15 Stitches After 64-Oz. Hydro Flask Falls From the Window of a Yoga Class
Taylor Swift Releases Her Tenth Album of 2024, and It’s Only the Beginning of April
