Lt. Columbo Questions The Covid Vaccine
I don’t mean to be a pest. This is just one of those things that gets in my head and keeps rolling around in there like a marble.
Doc, I wanted to ask you about this vaccine. Is it safe? Don’t get me wrong, I believe in science, it’s just my wife’s one of those hypochondriacs, you know, always worried about everything. If she gets a tickle in her throat — forget about it — she thinks she’s got cancer. So, you would think once they rolled out a vaccine she would be first in line. But she don’t trust it. I mean, how long did they even work on this thing?
Are you telling me this vaccine was created within months? I gotta tell ya, doc, the science these days — outta this world. I don’t know how they do it. But, you know what bothers me? It’s the side effects. How can we know what the side effects are if we haven’t had time to study it? That bothers me, doc.
Oh, so these researches have been developing these mRNA vaccines for decades? And they’re using pre-existing technology to develop them? Wow. That explains it alright. I should write this down. You got a pen?
It’s just the guys at the station, they all say these vaccines have those, what do you call ’em — computer chips? They all think the government’s putting…
