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Making Omelettes For Women Should Be Illegal

It removes consent — what woman can resist a man who successfully flips an egg?

So I really wasn’t into this guy Carlos whom I dated a couple times. Then I went over to his house to break up with him. I don’t like to do that via text or voicemail — it’s cruel. So I showed up at his house…

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Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!