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Christine Stevens
Christine Stevens

Jun 30

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Man Gives His Girlfriend a Necklace — When She Opens It Two Years Later She Is Left Shaking

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I Just Saved You Forty Clicks

I watched all these clickbait slideshows so you don’t have to — you’re welcome!

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Christine Stevens

Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!

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