Man Still Not Sure If Girlfriend Knows He Was ‘Just Kidding, God!’

After much convincing, local man Chad Peterson still isn’t sure his girlfriend Abby knows his recent comments about her sister were, “Just a friggin’ joke.” Peterson spent his entire Saturday trying to get ahold of Abby, who is currently staying at her mom’s house, so that she can clear her head. “I don’t get what the big deal is,” insisted Peterson, “it’s funny because her sister’s NOT fat.”

Abby’s friends told reporters Peterson didn’t do himself any favors when he implied that her sister is “actually, like, super hot,” and if he hadn’t drunkenly spilled his Smirnoff Ice on Abby the night they first met, he would have probably totally hooked up with her sister instead. Abby could not be reached for comment, but sources close to the situation say her old Tinder profile has recently been reinstated and is extremely active.