Mar-A- Lago On the Wall
Why are you on the wall, it should be more of a fence, or river, or something…? I didn’t promise a wall anymore than I promised Mexico would pay for it. Some are saying I lied. Witchhunt!!!
Start over:
Mar-A-Lago on the wall, who’s the fairest fair of all?
Who is most stable, and most genius?
Who is most able and least treasonous?
Who gave you Bannon, or Conway or Porter?
Who gave you loose cannon, Spawn boy, or first dotter?
Who is least racist, least sexist of all?
Who is the truest, in trick, troll and trawl?
Who gave you fake news, real blues, and more dues?
Who gives you goose pimples, and no new emperor clothes?
Who provides every day, a new trove of flunkies?
Who came from USA, and not not some $#@! countries?
At, least it was nice, until — …till those bad liars wrecked it.
Everyone who’s not me… ….not GREATenough to protect it.
Who flag unfurled and is never once sorry?
Who changed the world, the nation, the party?
Who thinks you’re traitor if you dare not adore me?
Who refutes science when the weather is Stormy?
Who disputes Russia is corrupt, full of heroes?
And who aids the wealthy at expense of you zeroes?
Finally, I being the best king the world’s ever seen,
Why don’t all of you love me?? It’s kinda my thing…
Mar-A-Lago on the wall, the hands of doomsday clock will fall
Tho, my hands are smallest of them all, I push closer to midnight for us all.