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Memo To All Housekeeping, Kitchen, and Dining Room Staff At Mar-A-Lago

In light of recent events we will be implementing some changes

Image from Michael O’Keene on shutterstock.com

Notice to all Mar-a-Lago staff:

As you are aware, our establishment was recently visited by a group of individuals who removed numerous boxes from the second-floor linen closet, the DJ booth in…

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Patrick Metzger

Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***