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Microsoft Buys Discord Because It “Wants to Sit With The Cool Kids”

Lunch room erupts in laughter

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Microsoft is a nerd, let’s face it. It’s always been a nerd and it always will be. Why can’t it just accept that about itself? Why can’t it be happy sitting over there at the nerd table with LinkedIn, Cisco and HP and those other Yahoos like AOL and Ebay?

The Cool Table is…




A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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Christine Stevens

Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian, language doctor and lover of Medium!

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