Mike Lindell Now Claims He Has Enough Evidence to Put 300 Million Americans in Jail

Hell, he’s throwing so many people in jail, I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up being one of them.

Johnny Robish
The Haven

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The pro-Trump streaming site Real America’s Voice interviewed MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell this week, who continued pushing his 2020 election fraud conspiracy, arguing that “We have enough evidence to put everybody in prison for life, 300 and some million people. We have that all the way back to November and December.” When asked by the host why that hasn’t happened yet, Lindell explained that he first had to “wait for evil to reveal itself.”

Well, when you consider the entire population of the US is only 332 million, that’s gonna have to be one helluva big prison. Hey, maybe Republicans can strike up a deal with Amazon, and instead of having to build a bunch of new prisons, how about just turning Amazon’s warehouses into forced labor camps? Hell, they’re practically that now, anyway. Then, to show how they’re more compassionate than Jeff Bezos, they could even allow the prisoners — to freely use the bathrooms.

Why, just think about it, with all the new prisoners, those “Special Penitentiary Edition MyPillow” sales ought to go right through the roof! The problem is, tens of millions of those…

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Johnny Robish
The Haven

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.