Mike Pence’s Leaked List of Mother’s Day Gift Ideas for Karen Pence, aka Mother

Stephanie McMaster
The Haven
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1 min readMay 13, 2017

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  • A Hummel figurine
  • A box of assorted white chocolates
  • 1200-piece puzzle of The Last Supper
  • A sweater he had her knit for him to give to her
  • Brunch at Cracker Barrel
  • Hoosiers cooking apron
  • Flowers, but straight ones
  • The Passion of the Christ on Blu-ray
  • A bill named after her that bans gay kids from having pets
  • Ten Commandments dish towels
  • A hutch
  • Still Growing, An Autobiography, by Kirk Cameron
  • Gift certificate to Hobby Lobby
  • Amy Grant’s Greatest Hits
  • A second crockpot
  • Personalized plaque at the funnel cake stand of the Indiana State Fair
  • WWJD coffee mug
  • Abstinence-scented candle
  • Set of coasters
  • Chik-fil-A stuffed cow
  • The White House

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Stephanie McMaster
The Haven

Once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW Airport.