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Models: 330 Million Dead By Spring 2122

USA faces wave of deaths from all causes in coming decades, models say

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The very-contagious omicron variant may cause less severe illness, but deaths in the US are set to continue. Modelers forecast that eventually, every American alive today will one day succumb to death.




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Clem Samson

Clem Samson

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.

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