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Morning People Are Awful So Why Can’t We Kill Them?

Early risers are the freaks, not the rest of us clever-clogs still in bed

Look at this chipper jerk — Photo by mr lee on Unsplash

I’ve been getting up early for 43 years just because the world is run by morning people.

Do you know when it was decided society operate on their timetable? At a 7am breakfast meeting when the rest of us were in bed.

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