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Murder Hornet or New Mother?

Sometimes it’s hard to tell.

This is a friend yelling at me for holding her baby wrong (Adobe)

I’m 33 and all my gal pals are getting married, having babies. And some of them are becoming a little scary. I don’t mean that in a bad way — I admire them so much! But that new look in their eye sometimes seems a little bloodthirsty, I don’t know. I made this check list to help myself distinguish my best new mom gal pas from the frightening murder hornet that is…




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Christine Stevens

Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian, language doctor and lover of Medium!

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