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Musings In The Newsings, Vol. 4

Wherein the news is lampoon-sed.

Photo by Alexander Shatov on Unsplash

Sustained subscribers of my salacious scribblings may be privy to my hankering for haranguing the headlines, much in the style of a late-night monologue or unearthed madman’s manifesto.

In case you’ve missed it, I’ve been running a series of jokes about the weirdest, wildest, and most warped news headlines to grace my home page in the interest of…



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Retired baby, alive from natural causes, secretly 3 comedic influences in a trench coat