My Best Friend Had a Facelift and it Wasn’t Funny

She literally couldn’t laugh if she wanted to

Pam Gaslow
The Haven
Published in
4 min readJan 20, 2024

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My best friend recently had a facelift. There was nothing funny about it, including the cost. Even if it was funny, she literally couldn’t laugh if she wanted to.

Getting a facelift is insane. You’re turning the fate of your FACE over to ONE person who you barely know. You have…

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Pam Gaslow
The Haven

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