My Boyfriend Plans On Going To Heaven In The Afterlife
“Won’t you miss me?” I asked him.
He was surprised when I told him that I had no intention of going to heaven in the afterlife. Look, it’s Spain. There’s a very deep vein of Catholicism in this country. They’ve had the notion of heaven and hell drummed into them since before the Inquisition for cripes sake, so yeah, I forgive him for being naive.