My Boyfriend Plans On Going To Heaven In The Afterlife

“Won’t you miss me?” I asked him.

Christine Stevens
The Haven
Published in
4 min readMar 19

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Photo by Marek Studzinski on Unsplash

He was surprised when I told him that I had no intention of going to heaven in the afterlife. Look, it’s Spain. There’s a very deep vein of Catholicism in this country. They’ve had the notion of heaven and hell drummed into them since before the Inquisition for cripes sake, so yeah, I forgive him for being naive.

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Christine Stevens
The Haven

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!