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My Cranky Christmas Rant

She was conceived March 25, 2020. iStock Photos

At least a dozen people I dearly love have birthdays during the holidays. In order to keep their one special day “special” they expect birthday gifts, cards, parties and attention.

Of course, they deserve all of that. So I buy gifts, cards, throw parties and lavish them with attention — sucking precious time and energy…



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Marianne Curan

Comedy Writer/Actor, TV/Radio Host. Top Writer Satire, This Happened to Me, Life Lessons.