My Foolproof Plan for Surviving Other People

The power of listening to your willies.

Benjamin Davis
The Haven
Published in
5 min readDec 4, 2023

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I have a foolproof method for judging everyone I meet.

It’s simple. I ask myself one question: would I want to be with this person in the apocalypse? Zombies, aliens, asteroids, nuclear war, famine, killer bunnies, whatever. And I ponder: Might this person eat me six weeks in? Might they get…

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Benjamin Davis
The Haven

Founding Editor of Sexography. | Columnist for Lustery POV | | Co-founder of Chill Subs