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My Friend Was Cured of Three Major Illnesses in One Week

That’s the Scottish Health Service for you

Photo by Sammy Williams on Unsplash

The last time I saw my friend Gus he related this horrifying tale:

On Monday morning, Gus took a trip to his barber. On his turn, he settled into the chair and his barber got to work, not that there was much hair left to work with. His balding pate required only a little…




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Title page and frontispiece for Hamlet, Prince of Denmark: A Tragedy. As it is now acted at the Theatres-Royal in Drury-Lane and Covent-Garden. London, 1776

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Malky McEwan

Malky McEwan

Curious Mind. 9x Top Writer. Interested in life and how to live it well. Learning with humour.

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