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My Seattle Friends Don’t Believe I’m From Florida

“You Don’t Look Like A Florida Man,” They Say.

A fellow Floridian taking a moment out to relax before going to do something strange that will generate more headlines. By the way, he doesn’t have any pants. Photo by Debby Hudson on Unsplash

Okay, let’s get it out of the way. I never planned on being a Florida man. I was just born there because my parents decided it would be better to live in the Sunshine State rather than the Keystone State. (After all, what the heck is a keystone, anyway?). So, they moved away from Pittsburgh’s Squirrel…



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David Volk

I’m a Seattle-based freelancer tand humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.