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My Grandson Will Pee on You for Free

No doubt about it — Urine for a pretty good time!

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Yup — My grandson D has to work on his shooting skills.

He’s taken aim at his Mom, his Dad, and at least one grandparent. He’s soaked the couch, two rugs, the comfy glider in his room and his bassinet, more than a few times.




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Brooke Ramey Nelson

Brooke Ramey Nelson

Native Texan & Mizzou Journalism grad. I’ve worked in newspapers, politics, PR & as a high school pubs adviser/AP English teacher. TOP WRITER?

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