My Kid Won’t Wipe But It’s Not That Bad

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I’ll admit that sometimes I complain too much about my kid.

She’s got a smart mouth, which gets her in trouble because she’s got a smart brain too and it makes me look like an idiot. She asks the most annoying questions, just non-stop chattering about stuff literally nobody cares about: “How are electors delegated in the event of a contested election?” “Why does a chef’s hat have 100 pleats?”…