My Name is Tom Cruise and I’m Going to Scream at You All For Ten Minutes

It makes me feel important, but it does kind of kill the vibe

Gage Skidmore, Wikimedia Commons

Listen guys,

I want you to know something before I get started — I’m about to blow a fuse. And when that happens, as you know, I tend to scream at everybody for a really long time and make all kinds of threats.